Anatomical Imprecation.

Warning .. do NOT read if you are easily offended.
I’ve been bouncing around SE Asia / China for 20+ years.
With the rapid growth in China more and more folks from “English speaking” countries are making their way East.
Every day I encounter any number of; signs – menus – labels etc with what I describe as Hilarious English .. These to assist English speakers.
I have one product label that if submitted for a Latin final would get an; A or A+.
Every once in a while I encounter something that makes you stop and “What were they thinking?” You just cannot make this stuff up.......